Says O'Reilly: O'REILLY: The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean -- LIS WIEHL (co-host): A duck? Quack, quack. O'REILLY: Well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that? I think Bill is spending too much time in front of the VCR. He seems to have mixed up support for civil rights with a Woody Allen flick: In any case, this strikes me as a good time to link to the article I wrote, or at least collected, on O'Reilly. Awhile back I went through his court records to collect the, err, juicy parts. And for someone scared of duck sex, Bill has some fun kinks of his own. So here you are: Bill Gone Wild .