Joe at Advocates for Youth notes that clowns are always scary:
We currently spend $1.5 billion a year to fund abstinence-only-until-marriage sex education in our public schools. And yes, that money goes to people like Derek Dye, as he is employed by the Elizabeth New Life Center that received an $800,000 CBAE grant in 2007 to promote abstinence until marriage. His qualifications? A “Bachelor of Fun Arts” from Barnum Bailey Clown College, and an abstinence educator certification that can be purchased for $50.
I long sought a Bachelor of Fun Arts, but the classes were too hard. One of Derek's maxims is that "Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!" I however, have never found this to be true.
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