WITH APOLOGIES TO DOROTHY PARKER.

Kate's post about the appointment of yet another contraception foe, Dr. Susan Orr, to head the U.S. contraception program made me dig up a poem I once created as a summary of the Republican policies concerning contraception:

Condoms fail you;

Diaphragms slip.

Jellies stain you;

And coils can nip.

Withdrawal's willful;

Flesh is weak.

The pill is sinful;

You might as well breed.

-- J. Goodrich

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