Attack of the Undead Network

Speaking of lifeless corpses shambling around in various states of decomposition, what the hell is CNN becoming? This is just sad:

In their drive to become the National Local News channel, they are dragging previously anonymous novelties in front of their cameras in order to suck out a few extra days of life. The damage this horror does to its victims is no more evident then in this photo of a bewildered and frightened child who is having his private embarrassment turned into a national curiosity and the sustenance of an undead network. Shame on them.

-The Jew

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