BEST ONE-LINERS FROM MY INAUGURAL FESTIVITIES.

From an atheist friend: "Thank God Obama included the non-believers."

From an evangelical friend, on Rick Warren apparently asking the Lord for forgiveness for his anti-gay bigotry: "I had to ask the Lord to forgive me laughing at Cheney in the wheelchair!"

--Sarah Posner

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