In case you're wondering, here is the reference I'm going for.
To win reelection, Barack Obama will need to mobilize African American voters for a second time. Can he do it?
Apparently, Newt Gingrich didn't hear about what happened to Osama bin Laden.
The Obama-affiliated Super PAC, Priorities USA Action, raised a paltry $59,000 in January.
For those of you who rely on it-and use Apple gear-you'll be happy to know that Microsoft Office is coming to the iPad.
Oh, and Sleigh Bells has a new album out. It's pretty good: