JUST SAY NO. This is what Peggy Noonan wrote today on a website sponsored by one of America's most influential publications: "Bush The Younger would breastfeed the military if he could."

This is one of those moments in which I love to imagine how the editing process at a place like OpinionJournal works: "Jesus, Bill, I told you to hide the damn mushrooms."

Feed your head, Peg-o-my-heart. One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.

Ask Rush if you don't believe me.

--Charles P. Pierce