LET'S GO TO THE VIDEOTAPE. This cannot be a good thing. The single most important televised moment in human history and they can't find the tape? The people who made Tom Hanks out of duct tape and got him home from out by the Moon somewhere, and nobody there can file something properly? Hell, TV Land can find every damn episode of Three's Company that ever aired, and NASA can't lay its hands on Neil Armstrong's big entrance? And I don't even want to think about what's going on right now in the various paranoid precincts of the Internets. I suggest NASA get on the stick and find this damn thing because I still know where my VHS copy of this film classic is.

--Charles P. Pierce