My Spam Buddy Doesn't Know Me Very Well

From my inbox (italics mine):

Hey my man, long time no talk!

You won't believe what we found, holy !!!!.

It's this crazy hookup site, I got laid 6 times this week man, you don't

have to use a credit card or anything you won't pay a cent!

There are tons of girls, guys, couples and I'm sure something for you too!

Lots of them are just looking for a random hookup, one night stands etc

So I mean you can either find a one-nighter or someone to fall in love with.

It's a community site with mad hot crazy chicks/dudes

you really gotta check this thing out, cause you missin' out big !!

That's quite an implication...