Rick Perry at Mach 4

So you're thinking about voting for Rick Perry in the Republican primary in your state, but you feel like he hasn't given you that cheek-flapping feeling you get when you're plunging to earth at 500 miles an hour, experiencing g-forces that could rip the eyeballs out of your head? Well, your wait is over:

If this style looks familiar, it's because Perry has hired Lucas Baiano, the admaker who produced Tim Pawlenty's awesome ads, which showed just how exciting a presence Pawlenty was. I look forward to the next spot, in which Perry stares at some gay illegal alien terrorist enviro-hippie welfare mooch, grits his teeth, and makes the guy's head explode.

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