THINGS YOU NEVER LEARNED ABOUT CHANUKAH FROM YOUR HIPPIE RABBI.

This newsflash popped into my inbox from one Rabbi Yehuda Levin (on the Christian Newswire no less!), claiming to speak on behalf of the Orthodox Rabbinical Alliance of America:

Chanukah was historically and remains a celebration of the victory over Hellenistic Jewish social liberals and the homosexual agenda.

There are a lot of theories about the meaning of the holiday, but this one really takes the cake latkes.

--Sarah Posner

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