Tim Pawlenty's media consultant continues to bring the drama:
Are you ready to charge up that mountain to the future? To thrust your sword into failure's gut, to stomp on doubt's skull, to take your mace and bash in despair's face? Then get a good grip on your seat, because you're about to ride on a rocket straight toward...the formation of an exploratory committee. That's right, an explora-freakin'-tory committee. Can you handle it?
If you feel yourself in the grip of Pawlenty Fever, do not panic. The feeling should subside in about 10 seconds.
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