WHOM ARE YOU CALLING EFFETE, MATT? I'm referring to this comment:
For now Thompson is chilling, just chilling, on his own smokers' bench until September. Effete TAPPED bloggers will be on hand to chronicle his every red-blooded twitch until then.
Sure, I have chronicled some of these twitches, but I can also do one-armed push-ups. Wanna see? Sadly, "effete" is one of those things I cannot be, by definition. Add a winking emoticon here.