Rush Limbaugh, in his characteristically insane manner, commented today on Al Gore's new televisions station:
When does he start up this stupid little network? August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It's going to be liberal. It's going to reflect the point of view of young people.
What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about.
Yeah, it's a tough life, I gotta say. Why, just this morning I was all "If anyone gives me another blowjob, I'm going to scream!" But then I remembered that I'm getting blowjobs all day and really should just relax and go with it. Anyway, I'd like to stick around and talk about the oft-divorced Limbaugh's oral obsession, but there are blowjobs to be enjoyed.