“YOU CAN BA-ROCK ME TONIGHT”. Hillary leads Obama by 6 points among young women voters. But can she compete against Obama’s dreaminess? Check out the newest volley in the election 2008 Internet video wars, “I Got a Crush…On Obama.” Opening lines: “You seemed to float onto the floor, Democratic convention 2004. I never wanted anybody more than I want you. So I put down my Kerry sign, knew I had to make you mine. Barack, you’re so sexy, you’re so fine.” (Warning: certain frames of this video are barely safe for work.)

–Dana Goldstein

Dana Goldstein, a former associate editor and writer at the Prospect, comes from a family of public-school educators. She received the Spencer Fellowship in Education Journalism, a Schwarz Fellowship at the New America Foundation, and a Puffin Foundation Writing Fellowship at the Nation Institute. Her journalism is regularly featured in Slate, The Atlantic, The Nation, The Daily Beast, and other publications, and she is a staff writer at the Marshall Project.