From our October issue: What will Dick Cheney give trick-or-treaters this year?
“A playful waterboarding, followed by threats, if they don’t tell him which house is handing out the fun-size Snickers.” — Megan Carpentier, Air America
“An unexpectedly warm and firm hug.” — Baratunde Thurston, The Onion
“70,000 dead salmon from Oregon’s Klamath River.” — Michael Grass, DCist.com
“Buckshot in the face, naturally.” — Eric Alterman, The Nation
—The Editors