This newsflash popped into my inbox from one Rabbi Yehuda Levin (on the Christian Newswire no less!), claiming to speak on behalf of the Orthodox Rabbinical Alliance of America:

Chanukah was historically and remains a celebration of the victory over Hellenistic Jewish social liberals and the homosexual agenda.

There are a lot of theories about the meaning of the holiday, but this one really takes the cake latkes.

–Sarah Posner

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