Via Matt, apparently National Review thinks Madonna represents “the slut vote.” (Madonna is speaking out against John McCain on her world tour, which kicked off this weekend.)

Where has K-Lo been for the past decade and a half? Calling Madonna a whore is sooo 1993. (Circa her Sex book, Body of Evidence, and “Human Nature.”) If you want to go negative on Madonna, these days it’s more appropriate to say she represents the African-baby-snatching constituency.

In light of this ridiculousness, let’s enjoy a “slutty”-era Madonna flashback:

“Ooops– I didn’t know I couldn’t talk about McCain. Musta been crazy.”

–Ann Friedman

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