This sounds like a story I’d appreciate hearing in greater detail:

While in New York, I met an entomology student who had accidentally (not accidentally-on-purpose, mind) infested his (soon-to-be-former, although possibly not for this reason) girlfriend’s appartment with Madagascar hissing cockroaches. Which are hefty and hiss when “disturbed.”

Wouldn’t you?

Ezra Klein is a former Prospect writer and current editor-in-chief at Vox. His work has appeared in the LA Times, The Guardian, The Washington Monthly, The New Republic, Slate, and The Columbia Journalism Review. He’s been a commentator on MSNBC, CNN, NPR, and more.