Following in Shani Hilton‘s footsteps, I offer my first Gchat:
Max: ey dog
you are the first person
i’ve ever sent
a gmail im to
be proud
That was 5:22 p.m. on February 6, 2006. If you’ve ever been at a carryout in DC at midnight with a crackhead trying to sell you a kid’s bike, you know exactly what that “ey dog” sounds like.
