"EVERY STINGRAY IS A VERY REAL AND PRESENT DANGER." It was just last week, in his speech to the American Legion, that Donald Rumsfeld likened appeasement to "feeding a crocodile, hoping it would eat you last." Then famed crocodile hunter Steve Irwin died -- in a tragic, fluke run-in with a stingray. The Corner's Cliff May wasted no time in switching gears to draw the proper stingray-as-Islamofascism metaphor.
--Sam Rosenfeld