THE GAY BOMB.

THE GAY BOMB. This is unbelievable:

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb." [...]"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

Because what could be better than turning the enemy into a bunch of homos? Our ultra-hetero-masculine soldiers would easily triumph over a nancy-boy army! At least the Pentagon was smart enough to reject the idea.--Ann Friedman