KARL ROVE: PATRIOT, SON, AND LEGENDARY MAN-EATING BEAST. Karl Rove is now free to tell us the truth about his many adventures in the White House and it turns out that ... nothing was his fault. Not even the "MC Rove" sketch which he claims was planned without his knowledge and only explained to him as he was pulled on stage. The best part, though, is this incredible blend of incoherence and arrogance:
"Let's face it, I mean, I'm a myth," Mr. Rove told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday when asked about his critics. "You know, I'm Beowulf, you know, I'm Grendel. I don't know who I am. But they're after me."