I would bet perfectly good money that Liberty U’s toweringly regressive social code does nothing but increase the illicit excitement of sex on campus. Now, granted, the implied levels of supervision may make naked time a bit harder to arrange, but can there be any doubt that, once you’ve built a hidden chamber lined with lead (so Jesus’s x-ray vision can’t penetrate) and enticed that sexy altar boy/choir girl, the thrill is heightened and the excitement magnified? It’s like Catholic School hook ups to the power of 10. The sex must be amazing!

Ezra Klein is a former Prospect writer and current editor-in-chief at Vox. His work has appeared in the LA Times, The Guardian, The Washington Monthly, The New Republic, Slate, and The Columbia Journalism Review. He’s been a commentator on MSNBC, CNN, NPR, and more.