Seems that Safari is smushing the left sidebar into the banner, and somehow denying other portions of the code from being recognized (i.e, the sidebars are the old color, the right one is the old size, etc). Now why would it be reverting back to portions of the old template when I've published it into this new one? Anyone have any ideas what could be going on? And why's it working in Firefox and IE but only some Safaris? Remember -- it should look like this.
The internets are hard.
(If there's one thing we know about comment trolls, it's that they're lazy)