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Tony Hendra

Tony Hendra is an author, actor and author of Father Joe: The Man Who Saved My Soul.

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Osama's Endorsement

Tony HendraMar 26, 2004

TO: The Database

FROM: The Hard Drive of Allah

RE: Four more years!

Greetings, o multifarious martyrs to be! Good morning, Afghanistan! Good morning, Iraq!

Today the Hard Drive has a surprise for its faithful Database. Let us praise Allah a thousand, thousand times for sending us George W. Bush! After his three and half years in office, could we have dreamed of the power and visibility we now have? Assuredly not, o my brothers. Thanks to the Beelzebub Bush, we are a global brand!

How has this happened? Consider:

Divine Words

Tony HendraMar 03, 2004

TO: Mel Gibson

FROM: Jesus the Christ

RE: My Passion

Mel, Mel, Mel,

We See That Now

Tony HendraJan 16, 2004

We confess. It's all true. Everything you say. We trafficked in hate. We did it in anger. Just as you said, Mr. Kristol, Mr. Krauthammer, Mr. Brooks: We poisoned the airwaves and befouled the sheets of our nation's most august publications. We attacked a sitting president, impugned his integrity, smeared his family, invaded his privacy, tried desperately to drag him down to our own filthy, rock-bottom, sewer-dwelling level.

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