The Medium Lobster does global warming:
Yesterday the New York Times revealed that a
former lobbyist for the American Petroleum Institute and current chief
of staff for the White House Council on Environmental Quality had made substantial edits to a series of reports on climate change in order to play down links between greenhouse gases and global warming. The usual leftist quarters
are fired up again, calling for America to join a veritable science
jihad, worshiping at the altar of fact when we’ve yet to hear what
fiction has to say about the situation.One can’t be too careful
when deliberating over the shifting and byzantine web of confusion and
doubt that is so-called “climate” “change.” Whom should we believe: the
unruly mob of every reputable climatologist on the planet, or the
selfless sages at Exxon-Mobil? Uncertainty abounds, even among higher
beings like the Medium Lobster. We must examine all sides of
the issue, take input from all corners: from the side of science, and
from the side of oil industry whores paid to lie about science.
Someday, somehow, between these complex and opposing points of view, we
may just find an answer.
