THE FRAUD OF MERITOCRACY. This goes into the “sentences I don’t even know how to begin respond to” file. Writes Michael Wolff:

By the time my son follows his two sisters, God willing, through college, I will have spent $1.7 million on tuition and other unavoidable add-ons (SAT tutors are one pricey add-on) for my kids� fancy schools.

Picking my jaw up off the floor — what do are they paying him at Vanity Fair, anyway? —