INCOHERENT LIKE A FOX. OK, do your best with what in the world this means. This is Bush during his roundtable with conservative columnists:

This stuff about “stay the course” — stay the course means, we’re going to win. Stay the course does not mean that we’re not going to constantly change.

So he is staying the course now? An endlessly-mutable course? I give up.

—Spencer Ackerman

Spencer Ackerman, a senior correspondent for The American Prospect, is a senior reporter for The Washington Independent.