HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. What great timing! The same day my column calling for universal HPV vaccination is published, World Net Daily brings the crazy with this column from Jill Stanek (of “abortion providers eat fetuses!” fame). She writes,

There is only one good reason a virtuous young woman should consider getting the HPV vaccination. That is if the man she plans to marry has had sex with other women, meaning he could be infected with HPV or an array of other STDs. I don’t know why a virtuous young woman would want to marry such a man, but there you go.

The rest of you dirty sluts deserve to die of cervical cancer! (Of course, this argument is nothing new… )

In totally unrelated (but hilarious) WND news…

Ann Friedman is a columnist for New York magazine’s website and for the Columbia Journalism Review. She also makes pie charts for The Hairpin and Los Angeles magazine. Her work has appeared in ELLE, Esquire, Newsweek, The Observer, the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, and many other outlets. She lives in Los Angeles, but travels so often the best place to find her is online at annfriedman.com. Follow @annfriedman