BLAME IMUS. On his way to arbitrate a meeting between Don Imus and the Rutgers women�s basketball team last night, the car carrying New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine was hit by an out of control (drunk?) motorist, leaving the governor with a broken leg, sternum, collarbone, 12 ribs, and one lower vertebra. It could be weeks before he can govern again, and three months until he can walk. Corzine is a good progressive. It�s all Imus�s fault.

Dana Goldstein