“In case you hadn’t heard, Barack HUSSEIN Obama is BLACK and he has relatives that are also BLACK and POOR and MUSLIM and he hates them but if he becomes President he’s going to give all his BLACK, POOR, MUSLIM relatives all America’s money, which won’t happen if you vote for McCain because McCain is not BLACK, and has a million houses so you know he’s not POOR and he’s WHITE so he can’t possibly be a MUSLIM. “
Bonus shorter Brian Williams, anchor at the “Leftist” NBC News: “It is truly bizarre that black people and white people would engage in sexual congress. I hear they produce offspring that can’t produce children, much like horses and donkeys. That’s why they call them “mulattos,” right?”
— A. Serwer