ICMYI: Didn’t you always want to ask Santa a few things? He’s answering, over at the Hairpin. Some great answers to the tough questions, like: Why didn’t I get that Atari? Why don’t you deliver to Jewish kids? Will there ever be a female Santa? and more.

E.J. Graff writes on social-justice and human-rights issues, particularly discrimination and violence against women and children; marriage and family policy; and lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender lives. She is a resident scholar at the Brandeis Women’s Studies Research Center and the author of What Is Marriage For? The Strange Social History of Our Most Intimate Institution (Beacon Press, 1999, 2004).