By Neil the Ethical Werewolf When the College Republicans have an anti-affirmative-action bake sale, they really want you to complain to the administration. If you do, they will achieve free speech martyrdom. David Horowitz will then admit them to paradise, where they will find 72 virgins who look suspiciously like Ann Coulter. Don't play into their hands. Instead, follow Morbo's advice. (Via Battlepanda.)