Thong or tap pants? Diamonds or pearls? Hillary Clinton was just asked the stupid question of the night, one that was gender-specific. About jewelry, alas, and not underwear. She answered that she liked both pearls AND diamonds, after noting that she's been accused of not being able to make a choice. Woman's prerogative, anyone? I'd like to ask the gentlemen if they prefer to dress to the left or the right. --Adele M. Stan