By Ezra
A Churrascaria is a type of Brazilian eatery where you pay a fixed amount of money in exchange for an unlimited amount of meat. Tuxedoed waiters wander the floor with spits of meat, carving off slices for every customer whose mouth is too full or whose Portuguese is too rudimentary to say no. For awhile, this is The Most Awesome Thing Ever. But then the meat comes faster and faster, and you get fuller and fuller, and you rapidly begin to feel like Lucy at the chocolate factory, only instead of delicious pieces of chocolate, your plate is piled high with cooling cuts of partially cooked flesh. This is sort of awesome. Which is why I took a picture of it. It's also sort of gross. Which is why the picture is below the fold:
