This is fairly good news: we seem to have created a vaccine for Avian Bird Flu. Huzzah! Now all I have to worry about are super volcanoes under Yellowstone, nuclear/biological/chemical terrorism when I move to DC, incurable illnesses, mad cow disease, plane crashes and car accidents, lighting strikes, that massive earthquake LA's supposedly due for, household accidents, being drafted into a calamitous war with Iran, asteroid impact, and some miscellaneous disasters I'm forgetting.
I'm off to curl up in a corner now.