Now, granted, I didn't take any classes from Mark Kleiman during my the year at UCLA, but from everything I've heard, his omission from the Bruin Alumni Association's list of Liberal Professors Who Should be Dragged Out Back And Shot is wildly unfair. After all, Mark's research apparently focuses on all the reasons more people should do more drugs, and I personally witnessed him at an establishment that encourages rapid consumption of margarita's -- with students! So not only is he a godless communist who wants to nationalize your daughter and brainwash your son, but he's a crack addict too. Also, he hates freedom, which makes him worse than Osama bin-Laden (but not quite as bad as Michael Moore).
Can I have $100 now?
Update: For a more thoughtful, methodical demolition of this group, see Cathy Young's post here. Sometimes, I fear my instinct to simply take groups like this, note that they're tools, and move on is not necessarily the most effective strategy. Ah well.