It's always cool to get e-mail from readers, particularly when it lets on what a smart, talented bunch you are. And today's note from Melody, linking me to a column she did at The Daily Penn, is no exception. An excerpt from her piece, which envisions superagent Drew Rosenhaus, last seen with Terrell Owens, taking on Samuel Alito. It's funny stuff:
"Well," he said. "Not exactly. Basically, I've been doing a lot ofthinking about what's going on with T.O. these days. Consider thefollowing: He's spent a lot of time warming the bench lately. He has alot of experience with contracts. He's quite familiar with large checksand balances, as well as oral arguments. And many of his decisions arewithout precedent."
"What's that have to do with new projects, Drew?" I asked, baffled.
"I'm changing teams, Mel," he said. "The more I thought about T.O., themore I realized that I want to represent the Supreme Court nomineesinstead of football players.
