Great line by Bruce Reed:
The Post says that Alito was elected student body president at Hamilton-East Steinert High School "with an uncharacteristically wacky campaign using posters of women having their hair colored and the slogan 'I'll just DYE if Sam isn't elected. Alito for President.' "
Nearly 40 years later, you can still hear the groans. The guy could write for Jackie Mason: "Sure, I support a woman's right to choose—any hair color she wants!"