Lines that should set off your "I'm getting old" alarm:
Many kidsnow consider it as nothing more than a social convention, a mark ofpopularity, a sign of sexual liberation and a pleasant way to pass thetime in the back of the bus on the way to school.
I had my share of fun in high school, but most kids don't even take the bus, much less resort to blowjobs as a way to pass the time in traffic. Forget decency, potholes and speedbumps make it physically risky.
It's fine to inveigh against the epidemic of oral and, for that matter, anal, sweeping the nation. As you wish. But even the most popular kids in school don't get naked in homeroom or regularly pleasured on the bus. Just as in other time periods, boys and girls spend their time scheming how to get laid, most of them fail most of the time, a couple succeed, and the world keeps spinning. Condemn all you want, but these sorts of overstatements just make the 99.999% of high schoolers not participating in the x-rated edition of Schoolhouse Rock feel inadequate. Lay off, their self esteem is bad enough already!
