Inhofe may be the nuttiest Senator, and Lieberman may be straining towards craziest, but Sessions is definitely the dimmest. To prove this through the science of Google Chat, no sooner had I IM'd a friend:
Jeff Sessions really is the dumbest Senator11:34Lieberman and Inhofe may be competing for nuttiest. But it's a wonder that Sessions can breathe unassisted.
Then a Libertarian acquaintance popped up with:
11:35Jeff Sessions is basically retarded, isn't he?