LIBERTY SUNDAY. The crazy train is coming to town! I'd like to thank Governor Willard-Mitt Romney (R-Chameleon) for inviting these fine folks to gather right in the heart of that part of town where secular American democracy was birthed, especially now that his national party is attempting to put out a sexual bonfire at least partly by smothering it with the party's gay officials and constituents. I'd also like to thank him for demonstrating to every thinking American that he plans to run for president firmly on the Australopithicine end of the ticket.
Since his Lieutenant Governor seems to think that lawyers should be held to account for the clients they are dutybound to represent, it seems only fair to inquire if she'll be waving her arms and answering the altar call of Republican Jesus.
--Charles P. Pierce
