Shakes here...
So Ezra says: "No one should ever date another human being who uses 'lol'. They must be weeded out of the gene pool. Sorry folks, I know you're all good people, but you simply can't be allowed to reproduce. A society of raving lol'ers is just too horrible to contemplate."
I must admit, I'm guilty. I have a jolly if annoying tendency to use LOL when I, uh, LOL. The good news is, I have no plans to reproduce, so my despicable LOL genes will go to the incinerator with me.
