The lizard people:
Elsewhere, the Coleman camp offered a "proposal for preventing as many as 150 ballots from being counted twice. Talking about instances when a ballot couldn't be run through a voting machine, requiring a duplicate to be made, the Coleman camp said the ballot should be counted only if an original could be matched with its copy." Is anyone else beginning to suspect this whole recount is an elaborate skit thought up by well-known political satirist Al Franken? And speaking of Al Franken, he's ahead in the count and way up in the InTrade markets. He may actually win the Minnesota Senate election. That would be the sort of brilliantly absurdist outcome that could only have been thought up by well-known political satirist Al Franken.
