Markos's brief against Dennis Kucinich is pretty awesome. My favorite, though, is this excerpt from one of Little D's speeches supporting his Department of Peace:
Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic spiraling.
I may have this wrong, but that last sentence suggests Kucinich is calling for Captain Planet. That's not a bad idea, though the funding may be tricky. Maybe he can sneak him in as an earmark?