Via Defamer, it seems that Fantastic Four isn't only a bad movie, it's a bad toy line:
there has never been a more ridiculously stupid and insulting toy than the Fantastic 4 Human Torch™ ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!). And this is why:
The Human Torch has no need for an "All-Terrain Vehicle"--because the last time I checked, the Human Torch can fucking FLY.
Has anyone told the Human Torch that it might not be safe to sit on top of a gas tank when one is on FIRE? Nice message to send the kids, assholes! [...]
What does the freaking Human Torch need with headlights anyway? HE'S ON FIRE!
File under Movies I Will Not See. No way I'm replacing the glorious afterglow of Batman Begins with Fantastic Four. And so long as I'm talking culture, how great of a song is Warren G's "Regulate"? Fucking great was the answer you were looking for. It just popped up on iTunes party list after years of aural absence. Brilliant stuff.
