Are You Ready for Some Terror?

I don't know if Ebola is actually going to take Republicans to victory this fall, but it's becoming obvious that they are super-psyched about it. Put a scary disease together with a new terrorist organization and the ever-present threat of undocumented immigrants sneaking over the border, and you've got yourself a putrid stew of fear-mongering, irrationality, conspiracy theories, and good old-fashioned Obama-hatred that they're luxuriating in like it was a warm bath on a cold night.

It isn't just coming from the nuttier corners of the right where you might expect it. It's going mainstream. One candidate after another is incorporating the issue into their campaign. Scott Brown warns of people with Ebola walking across the border. Thom Tillis agrees: "Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got an Ebola outbreak, we have bad actors that can come across the border. We need to seal the border and secure it." "We have to secure the border. That is the first thing," says Pat Roberts, "And in addition, with Ebola, ISIS, whoever comes across the border, the 167,000 illegals who are convicted felons, that shows you we have to secure the border and we cannot support amnesty." Because really, what happens if you gave legal status to that guy shingling your roof, and the next thing you know he's a battle-hardened terrorist from the ISIS Ebola brigade who was sent here to vomit on your family's pizza? That's your hope and change right there.

Nor is it just candidates. Today the Weekly Standard, organ of the Republican establishment, published an article called "Six Reasons to Panic," which includes insights like "even if this Ebola isn’t airborne right now, it might become so in the future," and asks, "What’s to stop a jihadist from going to Liberia, getting himself infected, and then flying to New York and riding the subway until he keels over?" What indeed? This follows on a piece in the Free Beacon (which is the junior varsity Weekly Standard) called "The Case For Panic," which argued that the Obama administration is so incompetent that everything that can kill us probably will.

Even if most people aren't whipped up into quite the frenzy of terror Republicans hope, I suspect that there will be just enough who are to carry the GOP across the finish line in November. When people are afraid, they're more likely to vote Republican, so it's in Republicans' interest to make them afraid. And you couldn't come up with a better vehicle for creating that fear than a deadly disease coming from countries full of dark-skinned foreigners. So what if only two Americans, both health care workers caring for a dying man, have actually caught it? You don't need facts to feed the fear. And they only need two and a half more weeks.

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