Sorry to those who feel unfairly maligned here, but Hannah Selinger's point in this column is both right and overwhelmingly, unquestionably, important. No one should ever date another human being who uses "lol". They must be weeded out of the gene pool. Sorry folks, I know you're all good people, but you simply can't be allowed to reproduce. A society of raving lol'ers is just too horrible to contemplate.