Kate's post about the appointment of yet another contraception foe, Dr. Susan Orr, to head the U.S. contraception program made me dig up a poem I once created as a summary of the Republican policies concerning contraception:
Condoms fail you;
Diaphragms slip.
Jellies stain you;
And coils can nip.
Withdrawal's willful;
Flesh is weak.
The pill is sinful;
You might as well breed.
-- J. Goodrich
